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Newspaper ©

Hey!

What I need:

- 5-10 good writers that can make up fictional, funny stories about anything!

The writer’s goal: pick a topic, any topic, and make fun of it.

Examples (don’t use): Make a story about how Harry Potter fell off the hippogriff on the merry-go-round, or how a Unicorn found Barney the Dinasaur’s fossils. Make it obviously fake, and silly!

E-mail any contributions, suggestions, or ideas to holagurrl25@hotmail.com.

I won’t publish all the stories in my “newspaper”, so don’t get worried if you’re a writer, and your story isn’t there. I’ll save all stories for future use, IF they’re good.

Please comment other ideas for the newspaper, suggestions, or offers.

This newspaper is just for entertainment, laughs, and something to read when you’re bored.

Hope it turns out to be a fun experiance!

u no u heart me!
gg25

P.S. Once you offer to do something for the paper, send in your finished work or questions at holagrrl25@hotmail.com. There are no due dates, but updates will be posted here.

Comments»

1. beachmixer - July 1, 2007

First comment ^^ Weee i cant wait…

2. Pinko599 - July 2, 2007

Awwww…coming soons? hope it come soons! i think would be a great page!!! i can’t wait!

BTW, am i the first? if so…YAY!!!!!

3. suwish12 - July 2, 2007

Are you gonna open this page to every1 soon?

4. Ugaboi - July 2, 2007

LOL, newspaper??? anymore goals??? :?: lol

5. ugaboi - July 2, 2007

btw, that was me

6. stop talkin - July 2, 2007

wawawewa i like this idea

7. Graser10 - July 2, 2007

What is this page gonna be about?

Regards,
-Graser 10-
Leader of the UCPA! 8)

8. GG25FAN - July 2, 2007

why does it have to be password protected?? can you make a goal for this like those pictures because i don’t have a password!

P.S. first comment i think

9. edugan - July 2, 2007

hillo

10. ld 50 fire - July 2, 2007

RE ADD ME PLEASE!!

LD 50 FIRE

11. beta pokemon - July 3, 2007

IM FIRST woooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12. idontbreak - July 3, 2007

lolololololololo

13. Jojo1511 - July 3, 2007

what password what is it?

14. dunya13 - July 3, 2007

I wonder what do you have in store for us? =)
~D13 ♥

15. CelebrityChica94 - July 3, 2007

Oh crappicuno! Can’t view the page because of the password! I have a feeling your newspaper will rock harder than your old site!

16. beachmixer - July 4, 2007

Lol look at the numer with your name.. IM THE FIRST LOOK !!! Im number 1 just scroll a little bit up….

17. Penginaro - July 4, 2007

I wonder how it will be and I need a few tips since I’m planning on making a newspaper for my blog with like all the news so I own’t have to put news posts anymore and just update the paper so can someone give me some tipz and ideeez and stuff?

Visit my blog today! (click on my name)
I HAVE 53 HITS!!! ISN’T THAT AWESOEM

18. Penginaro - July 4, 2007

^end dot wez intentionel mispling suh dun tll meh dat i dun now haw 2 spiel koz ! dew

19. Pinko599 - July 4, 2007

Awwww i am second…but wateva!

20. GG25FAN - July 4, 2007

suck i looked like my comment was first! :(

21. juanfrancisco - July 4, 2007

whats the pass word hmmmmmm

22. Minimoz - July 4, 2007

that sounds cool! hola can u please visit my site?

23. The penguo - July 5, 2007

heyyyyyy,cant wait fo newpaper !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Take time out to visit my site im looking for admins just you look peeps!

24. Irfanchau - July 5, 2007

Will we be able to download it?
LOL if you click my name you’ll be going to my school site which i own!

EDITOR’S COMMENT:

It’s not something you have to download. Lol, I’m not good with computer-program-making stuff.

u no u heart me!
gg25

25. Cool Boy AL - July 6, 2007

hurry up and OPEN IT LOL!!!

26. gossipgurl25 - July 6, 2007

Hey!
It’s opened!

u no u heart me!
gg25

27. Cppd Officer - July 6, 2007

Howdy!
I’d love to be a random writer
for such a random newspaper! ;)

Hugs and kisses,
~~Cppd Officer

28. dirkdclubpenguin - July 6, 2007

I want to be an author!!

http://dirkdclubpenguin.wordpress.com

29. gossipgurl25 - July 6, 2007

Hey!
Great, thanks you two!

u no u heart me!
gg25

30. coolgirl - July 6, 2007

I want to be an author also…but could I turn in some work I been working on for a month. I like writing stories..my friends say I’m good and all. But I want to know the truth is my writing good or not. Well, I post the story on my Page. Everybody in the world can see my story I wrote.

So Visit Today @ http://www.coolclub.wordpress.com Thanks – Coolgirl

31. gossipgurl25 - July 7, 2007

Hey!
Sorry, I want my newspaper stories to be origonal. One-of-a-kind.
So if you want to be an author, please send in your stories to my e-mail first, holagurrl25@hotmail.com, not post them so everyone else can copy/steal idea/get story before newspaper published.

u no u heart me!
gg25

32. nalydpenguin - July 7, 2007

I was wondering, can I help you with it? I am very creative and very original.

33. Cool Boy AL - July 7, 2007

so if ur an author, you can save the post as a draft. Thats what ur suppost to do right?

34. beachtree - July 7, 2007

can i be an auther???

35. coolgirl - July 7, 2007

Oh I forgot about that, then I be sending it by email. So we have a month of working on this until Aug. Something?

36. dirkdclubpenguin - July 7, 2007

Hey hola can i post my story yet?

Dirkd

hyyp://dirkdclubpenguin.wordpress.com

37. peachy love - July 7, 2007

just to let you know, you misspelled ur email in the post. u might want to fix that to make this less confusing

38. jaztec33 - July 7, 2007

can i be an author ?

39. thunderpenguin - July 7, 2007

Hi gg25
I sent u my email.
Please tell me if i made it or not.
Thx

Thunderpenguin

40. gossipgurl25 - July 7, 2007

Hey!
How about this: Any of you that want to be an author, e-mail me with your story, or questions at holagurrl25@hotmail.com.

Remember, I’m also looking for other ideas, offers, or suggestions BESIDES stories for the newspaper! Please comment your ideas, offers, or suggestions.

u no u heart me!
gg25

41. Pinko599 - July 8, 2007

cool! the page is open :D oh and btw hola, don’t forget the rules! no rude talking and swear words!

42. spiderfan 67 - July 8, 2007

hi cool i cant wait! come to http://www.freewebs.com/thecooliestandscooterrock/ today!

43. icy princess ( aka purpleanie) - July 9, 2007

bonjour! just wanted to know if i am to send you all 28 pages of my story!

44. Fishysushi - July 9, 2007

Can I be an author anymore?

45. Puppyscruffy - July 9, 2007

Helloe Holagurrl, I will be writing for the newspaper. And if you want to know, my article is about Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

46. Puppyscruffy - July 9, 2007

oops, sorry it wasnt funny, but my newspaper article is still worth reading

47. thunderpenguin - July 9, 2007

hey u 4got 2 respond 2 me email

48. LeTiCiA aKa BeBeRoSa95 - July 11, 2007

me want too

49. letsgomets10 - July 13, 2007

im funny email me if u t r intrested

50. Wuri219 - July 13, 2007

Im not a very good writer, but my mom is! She works as a writer for articles in the newspaper and in magazines!…She wouldn’t know anything about this though…

~Wuri219~
Club Penguin News & More
Made by Penguins, for Penguins!
Visit http://scgirl67.wordpress.com today!

51. Wuri219 - July 13, 2007

Here are my ideas:

1. Weekly Poll
2. Games
3. Advertisements
4. Lottery
5. Funny Pic of the Week

~Wuri219~
Club Penguin News & More
Made by Penguins, for Penguins!
Visit http://scgirl67.wordpress.com today!

52. the penguo - July 15, 2007

HaHa,I think I should be an author ask any-one how random I am and can be a fun person! :grin: heheheehhe barney is a dinasour from our imagination . twinkle twinkle little stat how I wonder what`s a cat? I am a doggy I am a cat but most of the time I like to be a rat! hehe RANDOM STUFF

I NEED SOME HOT STUFF BABY TONIGHT!!

random heheehehehe

53. nalydpenguin - July 16, 2007

I want to join, but my verizon doesn’t let me e-mail hotmail!!!!

54. shit - July 18, 2007

:heart: :evil: :mrgreen: :P

55. Master REKHA! - July 21, 2007

Hey!
I use wordpress but i dont know how to read someones IP!
If any1 and gg25 knows then please tell me!

gg25, email me if you know.
Thanks.

56. The penguo - July 22, 2007

CAN I HAVE A REPLY PLEASE CAN I BE AN AUTHOR

ps: I NEED SOME HOT STUFF BABY TONIGHT YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

57. silvercobra - July 23, 2007

ill write a story

58. yoosof - July 24, 2007

hey holagurrl25 its me Yoosof ur buddy on ur buddy list go and check ur buddy list that im in it and leave a commnets if u are not sure ur in my buddy list

59. punky face - August 8, 2007

can i be an author

60. darkpen10 - August 25, 2007

I will email you a story, maybe in a week or so?

61. bobo110 - September 30, 2007

I will email you my story soon. Actually, I made a series of books. (Not published) I want to publish them when i grow up :-) . And no, they’re not children’s books. They’re fiction books, and each one has at least 80 pages :-)

62. Coopertroop4 - October 9, 2007

Maby someone could write a tabloid section maby even me

63. slimball2007 - October 17, 2007

Hello You have a great popular site. :D
If you want to Copy my funny Pictures and
my song you are welcome to do it! :P
Also you can adopt a bub, its like a little web creature.
Also if you want to you can join a army on clubpenguin. :cool:
It’s called the Ambu. Also could please add me to your blogroll. You don’t have to. if yes my site is http://slimball.wordpress.com :)
And do you wonder where PENNY3532 AND PENGYFROST IS? Well they work on my site! :o :cool:
So ask me questions about anything.
Greatfully by
Slimball2007 :mrgreen:

64. darkpen10 - November 28, 2007

no, everyone. CLUB PENGUIN IS GAY! and if you like it like u go on everyday. i have something ofr u to think about:

Do you know these peeps your looking up to?

Dont you get bored of cheating?

Isn’t it more fun to find out your self or with help of friends?

Don’t u think just waddling like a penguin is dumb, like how u stink like… your mum (jk)

65. darkpen10 - November 28, 2007

for*

66. Brclel - October 19, 2008

I can’t so SOMEBODY DO A FUNNY HSM3 WEIRDO STORY LIKE SAYING ONE KISSED SHARPAY! Sorry to the people that like HSM…

67. Brclel - October 19, 2008

I ment one person